Jan 10, 2013

Varmint! A Year of Hunting Small Game


Shortly after breaking up with his girlfriend of three years, up-and-coming accountant Ben Biggman gets a visit from his uncle Leon that changes his life. Ben's lady barely has her teapot collection and two cats moved out of the apartment, when Leon shows up with his collection of vintage muskets, rifles, arrow quivers and a blood hound. Having heard about the heartbreak, Leon makes it his mission to give Ben a new purpose in life (and also to sleep on the living room futon since he's been laid off from the window factory).

Ben comes home from a particularly grueling tax season day to find a skinned, dead animal of specious origin on his stove, browning in a cast iron skillet. "It's good eatin! One hundred per cent organic and natural, certified!" shouts Leon at seeing Ben's nose and mouth all wrinkled up together.

Soon the two are on a quest to track every edible small mammal in the woods outside Cleveland. From gopher to wood vole, they kill and eat them one by one. Ben's bookkeeper sensibility ensures each critter is fully tested for disease and its location geotagged, while Leon perfects his recipe for Brunswick stew. By the time four seasons have passed Leon's got a good little catering business going, and Ben's learned to live off the land with just a rifle and his sharpened wits.